Friday, March 21, 2014


Queen sized, of course.

What's this all about?

We are a staffing/search company in downtown DC.  By anyone's measurements, we have high standards for our candidates.  We are the first line of defense for our clients - we are the ones meeting everyone (and I mean everyone) to weed out the good from the bad.

Now, we all know that you're supposed to "dance like no one is watching," etc. But the interview starts from the second you exit the elevator to our offices.  We see you approaching the front desk.  We see you texting your peeps from the bench. And we certainly see all the freaky shit that goes down in our bathrooms.

This is a compilation of the things we have come across, between two stalls.  You have been warned.